Where do all our favorite socks go? How is it–that one sock just disappears? What happens in between the hamper to the washing machine to the sock drawer? I don’t know about you guys, but I never seem to lose the puma socks from Costco that I wouldn’t mind losing. No, I only lose my most favorite ones.

Most notably, the brown UPS socks that I got at that thrift shop in Williamsburg. A real mail carrier from UPS wore those socks! It was brown and perfect, quarter ankle just like I like em, and how am I ever going to get another pair? (I’m aware that buying used socks from a thrift store is disgusting), but they were UPS BRAND:) HYPEBEAST!!!!!

Gary, a hypebeast is “someone who loves trends, especially the ones on shoes and clothing. You can spot hypebeasts wearing Supreme/Thrasher shirts, Yeezy’s, etc. They are more likely to be fuckboys.”

Person 1 : “Look at him, he’s head to toe with Gucci. Must be a hardcore hypebeast.”

My dream, my dream is that we all collect our single socks, and bring them here so they can all find their “sock-sole-mates” . If you guys start gathering your single socks now, I have all of mine ready to go in a little bag — we can make this dream come true…

Speaking of dreams, now that I’m not smoking weed so much, my dreams have re-emerged, so that’s cool. It’s an inside joke with us at TENX that I’ve either come high to this, or have written/edited these stories high — but that it usually works out, and it is decided that I’m still lovable.

I dream of being in a Chris Brown dance video, a backup dancer, and I think about this a lot. But I’m not just a backup dancer in this dream, No. Me, the social worker, and Chris Brown sit down, and we have an open, honest, vulnerable discussion about domestic violence. We are raising awareness, we are healing, me and Chris Breezy — just doin’ amazing things together. I’ve been preparing with ZUMBA class, every monday at the Bucktown Athletic Club, so at this rate I’ll be ready in five (pause) hundred years.

I got this DM, asking me if I wanted to join the Illuminati. Oh, wow, they found me, is this dream really happening? They told me that 1) I’d receive two million dollars as an instant membership blessing 2) A car of my choice bought for me 3) A house in my desired city 4) A monthly salary of 100,000, a magic talisman to cure any illness or diseases to heal everybody… seems fuck*in’ legit if you ask me.

When I was thinking about what I would say on “dreams,” I realized that I already had it written down. I spent a year, or so probably, writing a few things I am grateful for, and then a manifestation for the day. (brings a manilla envelope full of dreams).

I brought them to show you, there was too much, so I just pulled the general themes — -

Here we go — thank you for this beautiful existence that can be fucked up at times. THE WORLD CONSCIOUSNESS IS SHIFTING, WE ARE NOT AS ZOMBIE LIKE AS WE WERE BEFORE. WE HAVE AWAKENED! A shifted consciousness to one that is based on love, friendship, harmony, mutual dignity. We work together to heal our generational wounds, shifting the burdens that have weighed us down, we use our power harmoniously.

My therapy work heals others, and they remain healed, discovering, and deeply internalizing the love available within them. They realize it was always there, it just got covered up. YOU ARE A DIAMOND, DONT FORGET IT, EVEN IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’VE BEEN THROWN IN A DUMPSTER, STILL A DIAMOND!

Today is the day of Souljedi book launch. My book has touched the hearts of many, as I wrote it with them in mind, from my heart:)

Steph’s headache is gone (that’s my best friend). “Hi Steph!” She’s not even here. I know.

I have a group of friends who raise my consciousness. We have dinner parties often, bringing us together in laughter and libations.

The suicide rates have dropped drastically, we are free to live again!

I TAKE TIME TO COMMUNE WITH NATURE AND TO SILENTLY WITNESS THE INTELLIGENCE WITHIN EVERY LIVING BEING” –DEEPAK

(PAUSE) Asking myself, does this feel authentic to my soul?

I am focused, vigilant like an owl today. Little time is spend dilly-dooling on social media

I am no longer saying “UM” at comedy mics.

I look very sexy tonight, loverboy soulman is amazed when he sees me in the Chris Brown music video, he makes me orgasim, twice. Loverboy soul man told me I was in his dream last night, he’s so in love, as am I. IMPERIAL FORCES, I thank you every day for sending us to each other, thank you for letting nothing act as a barrier, as our vessels are ready to receive. (This is so embarrassing). Thank you for sending me this man who has brought me closer to my soul’s purpose, to the light, to faith — all that waiting was part of the plan. Love you loverboy soul man. I do deserve you. I am owning that. Loverboy soulman and I have tantric sex all night, it was earth shattering. We love cracking jokes with each other, we laugh and tease each other. Loverboy soulman says he has a surprise for me, I also have a surprise for him, its karma sutra/tantra. Thank you LIGHT FORCE for blessing me with this tender, strong man. Loverboy soul man texts me, when will you be home? I miss you, i’ll have dinner waiting for you when you get here, we’re so sweet to each other.

Two aliens spotted and approached me today. Tonight, we have a meeting with the magical folk, this is a grand invitation from magic forces of the outer realms, we also see aliens! We discuss world peace, and then dance the night away. We all smile knowing we are friends for life. (That’s you guys!) I am approached by aliens, and my consciousness allows me to see the universal magic in real time. The aliens laser my head, they remove my newly diagnosed psoriasis, amazing. I am taking a road trip, to get a better idea of how many earthlings are transitioning from zombie to human. When I go to get my coffee I’m greeted by another magic person. This person invites me to a magic kingdom council on restoring balance, to be a big player in bringing harmony and mutual/universal dignity, I accept immediately.

So, now you guys know what I dream about…